essay -
what my husband deserves
pull quote: my husband paul woke up sad today.

investigative report -
will tell fortunes for cash
pull quote: the cocker spaniel's happy, you just don't want to know where it is.

essay -
yes. i would like to buy some swamp land in florida.
pull quote: i got my one-cent cds and then the cards started coming, only this time, i was ready for them.

story -
if spiders have eyes
pull quote: She simply preferred not to come in direct contact with natures ceiling crawlers, whether it be to squish them or liberate them.

essay -
do i want the job this much?
pull quote: we get a table. she thinks what i order is disgusting and she cant stop mentioning it.

essay -
ode to 7-11
pull quote: she just smiles and puts things in a bag and it makes me love her all the more.

essay -
buyit grrrls
pull quote: fern and mom are collectors and regularly turn the word "antique" into a verb.